Meet The Queens
Heather
Heather Fucking Phetish — with a PH, and don’t you forget it. A proud Taurus from Newcastle, she’s the sambuca-sipping, slightly forgetful drag queen who’s as unfiltered as she is unpredictable. Bold, brash, and never short of a punchline, Heather brings Geordie grit and chaotic humour to the Sparkles stage every single night.
Whether she’s throwing shade, sipping shots, or keeping the audience howling with her off-the-cuff comedy, Heather is all about living in the moment. She’s messy, she’s magnetic, and she’s a queen who knows that drag isn’t just about looking polished — it’s about making people laugh until they cry.
Geordie Chaos.
Sambuca Spirit.
100% Heather.
Heather doesn’t believe in doing drag by the book. She’s the queen who’ll have a tequila in one hand, a mic in the other, and still find a way to roast you before the chorus is done. Forgetful, funny, and utterly fearless, she’s Newcastle’s finest export — and a Sparkles staple.
Heather’s Q&A
Heather’s filter broke years ago, so when it comes to answering questions, you get the truth and nothing but. From her comfort food to her wildest lottery dreams, here’s everything you need to know about the Sparkles queen with a PH.
What would your last meal on Earth be?
A proper cup of tea, cheese on toast, Thai green curry, and a side of kimchi. Don’t judge — it works.
What are your biggest icks?
People being rude to hospitality staff. Treat them badly and you’re dead to me.
If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do?
I wouldn’t just buy a sausage roll — I’d buy Greggs. The whole lot.
Who would be your dream dinner party guests?
Dead or alive? Preferably alive. Easier to get the drinks in that way.
Who is your celebrity crush?
Your dad.